1 College is the best time of your life When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night
学生中美时光什时候父母会年花千块供陌生方天天晚喝醉
1 Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities the freshmen bring a little in the seniors don't take much away so knowledge sort of accumulates
学然知识方:带进四带走少知识便积累起
3 A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep
教授睡讲话
4 As long as there are tests there will be prayer in schools
考试学校里会祷告者
5 The things taught in colleges are not an education but the means to an education
学里学知识学知识方法
6 Never get married in college:it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake
千万学结婚:旦未雇发现已犯错误难起步
7 Education is not preparation for life education is life itself
学生活做准备学生活全部
8 The university brings out all abilities including incapability
学培养种力包括
9 The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter
学价值:知道真值啊
10 80 of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read
期末考试中80容翘掉节课漏读书
11 To those of you who received honors awards and distinctions I say well done And to the C students I say you too may one day be president of the United States
取成绩学做C学天会成美国总统
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