圣诞节活动圣诞节中英文笑话搜集快乐圣诞
圣诞节布什着帝许愿道：
帝希拉灯
圣诞老出现说：
钻进口袋会愿实现
布什钻进刚进发现里面惊竟然发现……
布什笑道：
圣诞老果然力胆识华魄力………(省略)
时听见拉灯正阿拉伯语重复句话
两听见圣诞老说：
哈哈两方面赏金
A Useful Lesson
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar
Mr Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite oftenbut he never took his sonTombecause he was too young Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday MrThompson took him to his usual bar for the first timeThey drank for half an hour and then MrThompson said to his sonNow TomI want to teach you a useful lessonYou must always be careful not to drink too much And how do you know when you＇ve had enough Well
I＇ll tell youDo you see those two lights at the end of the bar When they seem to have become fouryou＇ve had enough and should go home
But Dad said TomI can only see one light at the end of the bar
益教训
英国十八岁准进酒吧喝酒
汤普森先生前常常家附酒吧喝酒陶宝网带子汤姆年纪太汤姆年满十八岁时候汤普森先生第次带常家酒吧喝半时汤普森先生子说：汤姆现告诉益教训必须时时心喝太知道喝够呢告诉见酒吧头两盏灯两盏灯起变成四盏时候喝够应该回家
爸爸汤姆说：酒吧头见盏灯
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads see how the farms looked and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living The city man saw a farmer in his yard holding a pig up in his hands and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree The city man said to the farmer I see that your pig likes apples but isnt that quite a waste of time The farmer replied Whats time to a pig
天城市里游客乡村乡间路开着车想农庄什样子想农夫样种田日子位城里见位农夫宅草手中抱着头猪举高高够吃树苹果城里农夫说猪挺喜欢吃苹果浪费时间 位农夫回答说时间猪什意义
The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner What are you charged with he asked
Doing my christmas shopping early replied the defendant
That＇s no offense replied the judge How early were you doing this shopping
Before the store opened countered the prisoner
法官偷
天圣诞节法官审讯犯时点恻隐心什起诉问
采购圣诞节物品早告答
算犯法法官回答购物早
商店开门前犯应道
Jesus＇s Telly
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval The manager the shepherds Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired
But what＇s that in the corner asked Mother
Oh that＇s their telly replied the tot
耶稣电视机
圣诞节时孩子纸蜡笔想画张耶稣诞生件艺术品陈列出供父母鉴赏
耶稣诞生睡马槽牧羊耶稣家庭逐表示赞赏
角落里什妈妈问
噢电视机孩子回答说
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden
Answer he likes to hoe hoe hoe
圣诞老喜欢花园里做什
答案：锄(英文里Hoe ho音hoe锄草意ho圣诞老笑声)
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor Which one of them do you think picked it up
Answer Santa of course Why Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist
圣诞节前夕圣诞老清廉政治物心善良律师家高级饭店等电梯门未开前三时张新台币1000元钞票猜猜谁会捡起
答案：然圣诞老啦什家知道外两者存
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圣诞节布什着帝许愿道：
帝希拉灯
圣诞老出现说：
钻进口袋会愿实现
布什钻进刚进发现里面惊竟然发现……
布什笑道：
圣诞老果然力胆识华魄力………(省略)
时听见拉灯正阿拉伯语重复句话
两听见圣诞老说：
哈哈两方面赏金
A Useful Lesson
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar
Mr Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite oftenbut he never took his sonTombecause he was too young Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday MrThompson took him to his usual bar for the first timeThey drank for half an hour and then MrThompson said to his sonNow TomI want to teach you a useful lessonYou must always be careful not to drink too much And how do you know when you＇ve had enough Well
I＇ll tell youDo you see those two lights at the end of the bar When they seem to have become fouryou＇ve had enough and should go home
But Dad said TomI can only see one light at the end of the bar
益教训
英国十八岁准进酒吧喝酒
汤普森先生前常常家附酒吧喝酒陶宝网带子汤姆年纪太汤姆年满十八岁时候汤普森先生第次带常家酒吧喝半时汤普森先生子说：汤姆现告诉益教训必须时时心喝太知道喝够呢告诉见酒吧头两盏灯两盏灯起变成四盏时候喝够应该回家
爸爸汤姆说：酒吧头见盏灯
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads see how the farms looked and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living The city man saw a farmer in his yard holding a pig up in his hands and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree The city man said to the farmer I see that your pig likes apples but isnt that quite a waste of time The farmer replied Whats time to a pig
天城市里游客乡村乡间路开着车想农庄什样子想农夫样种田日子位城里见位农夫宅草手中抱着头猪举高高够吃树苹果城里农夫说猪挺喜欢吃苹果浪费时间 位农夫回答说时间猪什意义
The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner What are you charged with he asked
Doing my christmas shopping early replied the defendant
That＇s no offense replied the judge How early were you doing this shopping
Before the store opened countered the prisoner
法官偷
天圣诞节法官审讯犯时点恻隐心什起诉问
采购圣诞节物品早告答
算犯法法官回答购物早
商店开门前犯应道
Jesus＇s Telly
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval The manager the shepherds Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired
But what＇s that in the corner asked Mother
Oh that＇s their telly replied the tot
耶稣电视机
圣诞节时孩子纸蜡笔想画张耶稣诞生件艺术品陈列出供父母鉴赏
耶稣诞生睡马槽牧羊耶稣家庭逐表示赞赏
角落里什妈妈问
噢电视机孩子回答说
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden
Answer he likes to hoe hoe hoe
圣诞老喜欢花园里做什
答案：锄(英文里Hoe ho音hoe锄草意ho圣诞老笑声)
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor Which one of them do you think picked it up
Answer Santa of course Why Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist
圣诞节前夕圣诞老清廉政治物心善良律师家高级饭店等电梯门未开前三时张新台币1000元钞票猜猜谁会捡起
答案：然圣诞老啦什家知道外两者存
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